I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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