I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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