She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm just crazy horny about you
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
