Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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