Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Randomize
