We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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