that's an acceptable place to lick
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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