ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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