Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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