guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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