He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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