found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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