im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
My friends, they love my intelligence
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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