i think my tv is drunk
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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