were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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