Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I think I am morally bankrupt
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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