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Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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