Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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