I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
A+ Viking dick
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