Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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