Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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