we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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