he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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