The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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