Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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