I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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