belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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