She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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