is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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