I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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