i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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