I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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