I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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