new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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