i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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