I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
