You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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