Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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