I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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