I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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