Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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