soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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