3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Acid is not a monday night drug
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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