We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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