My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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