She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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