A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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