I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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