the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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