So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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