i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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