The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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