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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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